301 Would You Rather Questions for Kids

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Would You Rather Questions

Looking for a boatload of funny would you rather questions for kids? If so, you’ve come to the right place. You’ll find 301 would you rather questions that are appropriate for all ages. These questions would make a great addition to your travel games list or even a great game to play on the playground. These questions are great for getting your kids laughing and using their critical thinking skills. Enjoy the gross, funny, and weird questions below.

Funny Would You Rather Questions for Kids

A collection of funny would you rather questions for kids.

1: Would you rather have to ride an elephant or a camel to school every day?

2: Would you rather have to drink everything from your ears or eat everything with your bellybutton?

3: Would you rather have to eat two full lumps of sugar or eat one small pinch of salt?

4: Would you rather sweat sticky lemonade or have your breath always smell like garlic?

5: Would you rather forever have to eat with your feet or walk with your hands?

6: Would you rather sound like a cow mooing every time you laughed or sound like a chicken every time your screamed?

7: Would you rather have a single pair of eyes on the back of your head of one pair of eyes on each side of your head?

8: Would you rather have a house that is built with jello or a car that is made with graham crackers and honey?

9: Would you rather possess the ability to know what your classmates are thinking or be completely invisible?

10: Would you rather eat however many teddy grahams or fish crackers that you wanted?

11: Would you rather have a pie smashed onto your face or be sprayed all over your body with silly string?

12: Would you rather have 10 fingers on each of your hands or 10 toes on each foot?

13: Would you rather name your own island or be able to name your own sports team?

14: Would you rather have to brush your teeth with baking soda or dish soap?

15: Would you rather look at everything that’s far away by using binoculars or look at tiny things close up with a microscope

16 Would you rather swim in a pool of chocolate or play on a field of milky way bars?

17: Would you rather lay in bed with your favorite stuffed animal or your favorite blanket?

18: Would you rather teleport into another country or into another world?

19: Would you rather live with your parents or with your grandparents?

20: Would you rather be unable to open any closed doors or not be able to close any open doors?

21: Would you rather have tiny feet and huge hands or huge feet and tiny hands?

22: Would you rather be able to design an imaginary creation just by drawing it or make something that is real disappear by erasing it?

23: Would you rather be a superhero or a sidekick?

24: Would you rather run as fast as a turtle but be able to fly or run as fast as a cheetah but not be able to fly?

25: Would you rather go to bed with a friend in a tree house or in sleeping bags?

26: Would you rather have a robot that is your friend, or that is your servant?

27: Would you rather live on a farm on live in a big city?

28: Would you rather be allowed to wear any type of clothing that you want to school or have to wear school uniforms?

29: Would you rather put a hotdog in a hamburger bun or a hamburger in a hotdog bun?

30: Would you rather constantly have to sneeze but it never comes out or have hiccups that last for four hours per day?

31: Would you rather have to use your weak hand to eat or to write?

32: Would you rather go back in time one year to talk to your past self or go into the future one year to talk to future self?

33: Would you rather have to shave all of your hair or lose all of your teeth?

34: Would you rather have to pay for everything with pennies or 100 dollar bills for the rest of your life?

35: Would you rather eat wet cat food or dog treats after breakfast, lunch, and dinner?

36: Would you rather have a camera as your eyes or a sound recorder as your ears?

37: Would you rather find out that you are an adopted child or discover that all of your siblings are adopted?

38: Would you rather never know what you look like or never know what any of your family looks like?

39: Would you rather have to drink all of your beverages from a huge bucket or a baby bottle?

40: Would you rather wear the same clothes to school every day or have your parents pick out a new outfit for you every day?

41: Would you rather have teeth that are super crooked or teeth that are as yellow as a banana?

42: Would you rather have short and stubby legs or long and lanky arms?

43: Would you rather sit or stand for the rest of your life if you could only choose one?

44: Would you rather float every time you tried to jump or jump every time you tried to walk?

45: Would you rather have to fight 100 pigeon sized zebras or one zebra sized pigeon?

46: Would you rather have two huge, yellow front teeth like a beaver or two pinching teeth like a beetle?

47: Would you rather see colors that no one else could see or smell smells that no one else could?

48: Would you rather visit a good amusement park once every month or go to the best amusement park in the world once every year?

49: Would you rather have a secret switch that would make your brothers and sisters quiet or have a secret switch that could make your mom and dad quiet?

50: Would you rather be able to live as long as you wanted or be the strongest superhero in the whole world?

51: Would you rather possess the power to never get sick for the entirety of your life or to never get injured?

52: Would you rather struggle with an itch that you could never reach or only be able to use one sheet of toilet paper the entire day?

53: Would you rather have to run in a potato sack bag or travel everywhere in a wheelchair?

54: Would you rather have a food fight or a water balloon fight with your family?

55: Would you rather blow out 50 butterflies every time you sneeze or cough out a mouse every time you wheeze?

56: Would you rather be forced to say everything that was on your mind or to never speak unless someone spoke to you?

Hardest Would You Rather Questions for Kids

A collection of the hardest would you rather questions for kids.

1. Would you rather have to live the rest of your life without a phone or a television?

2. Would you rather have hardly any money but lots of friends or be rich and have no friends?

3. Would you rather sleep 20 hours per day or two hours per day for the rest of your life?

4. Would you rather live without heating in the winter or air conditioning in the summer?

5. Would you rather use your hands as your feet or your feet as your hands?

6. Would you rather be the speediest person in the world or be able to jump the highest?

7. Would you rather live way down in the sea or fly high in the sky for the rest of your life?

8. Would you rather be the most famous actor or famous singer?

9. Would you rather have hair so long that it touched the ground or have no hair at all for the rest of your life?

10. Would you rather possess the ability to smell like a hound dog or have the eyesight of an eagle?

11. Would you rather take one single one-month long vacation or four one-week long vacations every year?

12. Would you rather if your toes were your fingers or your fingers be your toes?

13. Would you rather turn into a dog or a cat for the rest of your life?

14. Would you rather time travel 100 years back in history or 100 years into the future?

15. Would you rather eat pizza each and every breakfast or cereal and milk for every dinner?

16. Would you rather live to be 100 years old or 1000 years old?

17. Would you rather not ever have to go to school or never have to do chores for the rest of your life?

18. Would you rather possess the face of a 10 year old and the body of a 50 year old or the face of a 50 year old and the body of a 10 year old?

19. Would you rather always need to shout whenever you speak or always have to whisper?

20. Would you rather live one single life that lasted 1000 years or 10 different lives that each lasted 100?

21. Would you rather have 10 siblings or only one sibling?

22. Would you rather have to sleep in the wilderness or in a sleeping bag for the rest of your life?

23. Would you rather be the President of the United States or just an average person?

24. Would you rather have to share your house with two lions or with 1000 honeybees?

25. Would you rather forever be the youngest sibling or forever be the oldest sibling?

26. Would you rather not have to go to school but have 12 hours of homework or go to school for 12 hours but not have any homework?

27. Would you rather it snow every single day or rain every single day?

28. Would you rather be the best artist in the world or the best sports player in the world?

29. Would you rather have to read at least one book every week or never read a book again?

30. Would you rather be able to travel anywhere in outer space or straight into the middle of the earth?

31. Would you rather have a single best friend who you could trust all the time or 10 good friends who you could trust only sometimes?

32. Would you rather only be able to watch movies in the movie theater or in your home for the rest of your life?

33. Would you rather only be able to watch TV shows or movies for the rest of your life?

34. Would you rather only be able to drink apple juice or milk for every meal of the day?

35. Would you rather have a tiny freckle right in the middle of your forehead or one huge freckle on your arm?

36. Would you rather stay young for as long as you live or be an adult as soon as you were born?

37. Would you rather drive in a police car or in a fire truck?

38. Would you rather earn 1,000 dollars per day for your whole entire life or have the chance to win 100 million dollars?

39. Would you rather have a personal interview with your favorite actor or be in a movie with them?

40. Would you rather take care of other people’s kids or other people’s dogs?

41. Would you rather be able to eat ice-cream for every meal or have a famous ice-cream bar named after you?

42. Would you rather have to ride a train to get everywhere or always have to take an airplane?

43: Would you rather be the tallest person in the world or the shortest person in the world?

44: Would you rather be extremely healthy but never eat desserts or be extremely unhealthy but be able to eat any food that you want?

45: Would you rather make 1,000 dollars a day but never see your family or make 10 dollars a day and always be able to see your family?

46: Would you rather turn into your mom or your dad for one day if you could only choose one?

47: Would you rather be able to understand animals but they not be able to understand you or not be able to understand animals but they understand you?

48: Would you rather always see the world in black and white or always see the world in color but with stripes?

49: Would you rather always be dressed up in your fanciest clothes or always be dressed up in your dirtiest clothes?

50: Would you rather never know what time it is or never know what day it is?

51: Would you rather only be able to celebrate Christmas or only be able to celebrate your birthday?

52: Would you rather buy 100 one dollar toys or buy one 100 dollar toy?

53: Would you rather be able to play any new video game that comes out or be able to get the latest new phone when it comes out?

54: Would you rather it be necessary to use a bike or use a scooter to get around everywhere?

55: Would you rather only live to be 50 years old but be rich or live to 100 years old but be poor.

56: Would you rather be the world’s most famous singer or the most famous dancer?

57: Would you rather have a nose the size of Pinocchio’s or ears as large as Dumbo’s?

58: Would you rather have to eat a diet that was only plants or eat a diet that was only meat?

59: Would you rather buy your own amusement park like Disney or buy your own private island?

60: Would you rather have water that tastes like your favorite drink or vegetables that taste like your favorite dessert?

61: Would you rather be able to skip all of your dentist appointments or all of your doctor’s appointments?

62: Would you rather win a lottery ticket worth 100,000 dollars or have your friend win a lottery ticket worth 1,000,000 dollars?

63: Would you rather only be able to see out of one eye or only be able to hear out of one ear?

64: Would you rather never be able to see your grandparents again or never be able to see your best friends again?

65: Would you rather be able to stay up as long as you wanted or sleep in as long as you wanted?

66: Would you rather eat homemade meals or fast food for every single meal as long as you lived?

67: Would you rather be the best player on a winning team or the worst player on a losing team?

68: Would you rather be required to use a spoon or a fork every time you eat if you could only choose one?

69: Would you rather only be able to watch one TV show or have to watch all of your TV show’s in black and white?

70: Would you rather read an excellent book or watch a great movie?

71: Would you rather be all alone in the desert or in the jungle?

72: Would you rather spoil a movie for a friend that they haven’t watched or have a friend spoil a movie that you haven’t watched?

73: Would you rather be the center of attention or stand in the corner at a party?

74: Would you rather be able to speak to any animal or know every language in the world?

Gross Would You Rather Questions
A collection of gross would you rather questions.

1: Would you rather have to eat a chili flavored wasp or a sugar coated cricket?

2: Would you rather win a hot dog eating contest or a cheeseburger eating contest?

3: Would you rather have to sneeze every 10 minutes or burp every 10 minutes?

4: Would you rather have to announce every time you have to burp or every time you have to fart?

5: Would you rather forever have a string of snot hanging out of your nostril or always sneeze out a booger?

6: Would you rather have to lick a trashcan or lay on a floor that had moldy food?

7: Would you rather have to smell a skunk every morning or go do the garbage dump every afternoon?

8: Would you rather have pooped your pants every time you wake up or pee your pants every day at school?

9: Would you rather need to use a litter box to use the bathroom or use the bathroom outdoors?

10: Would you rather have to take a bath drenched in honey or a shower sprayed with sticky syrup?

11: Would you rather never be able to brush your teeth again or never be able to take a shower again?

12: Would you rather have 100 cockroaches in your room or have to eat one cockroach?

13: Would you rather pet a slimy eel or have to pet a prickly porcupine?

14: Would you rather sweat every single time you went outside or only take a shower once per month?

15: Would you rather have hair covering your entire body or have feathers covering your body?

16: Would you rather drink water that had soap within it or drink water that had mud within it?

17: Would you rather munch on a grape that had mold on it or drink water that had muck within it?

18: Would you rather step in pee in the bathroom or have to sit down on a disgusting toilet?

19: Would you rather have to smell your entire family’s underwear every morning or their socks every afternoon?

20: Would you rather have booger flavored ice cream or ice cream flavored boogers?

21: Would you rather have gum stuck in your hair or inside of both of your shoes?

22: Would you rather have a huge piece of green salad stuck in your teeth or a booger stuck in your nostril?

23: Would you rather not wash your armpits or not rinse your hands for an entire week?

24: Would you rather walk barefoot through horse poop or through poison ivy?

25: Would you rather have a baby puke on you or pee on you?

26: Would you rather not take a bath for one month or not change your clothes for one month?

27: Would you rather pick someone else’s earwax or clip someone else’s disgusting toenails?

28: Would you rather drink a smoothie made of crushed bugs or eat a snail that has been crushed?

29: Would you rather come across a rat in your box of cereal or in your carton of milk?

30: Would you rather stink like rotten meat every time you run or every time you go swimming?

31: Would you rather have to smell your friend’s feet or have your friend smell your feet?

32: Would you rather poop candy or pee lemonade every time you used the bathroom?

33: Would you rather wear used socks and underwear or a used toothbrush?

34: Would you rather throw up or fart super loudly in front of your favorite singer?

35: Would you rather be fully covered in mud or completely covered in sticky honey?

36: Would you rather have to eat the diet of a shark or the diet of pig for every meal of the day?

37: Would you rather have fingernails or toenails that are covered in mud and dirt?

38: Would you rather have to wear a stinky pair of shoes or socks to school every day?

39: Would you rather be unable to wash any of your shirts or any of your shorts for an entire year?

40: Would you rather have earwax in your nostrils or boogers in your ears?

41: Would you rather be confined in the saliva or the boogers of a giant?

42: Would you rather have to lick your own sweaty armpit or bite off your own dirty fingernail?

43: Would you rather have to drink spoiled milk or eat a rotten banana?

44: Would you rather forever eat your least favorite food or someone else’s boogers once at every meal?

45: Would you rather have to eat poison ivy or a small colony of fire ants?

46: Would you rather look amazing but smell as bad as a skunk or look bad but smell amazing?

47: Would you rather have a 30 foot anaconda or a stinky elephant as your school mascot?

48: Would you rather burp uncontrollably for one hour after breakfast or fart continuously for 30 minutes after dinner?

49: Would you rather have 1000 aggressive wasps chasing you or 10 super stinky skunks?

50: Would you rather have to use leaves for your toilet paper or mayonnaise for your soap?

51: Would you rather have to eat frog’s legs or pig’s feet for every meal the rest of your life?

52: Would you rather have to poop 10 times every day or have diarrhea every time you poop?

53: Would you rather have to eat a super spicy food or the most bitter food in the entire world?

54: Would you rather have to eat slimy sardines or cow liver for every meal the rest of your life?

55: Would you rather have a wedgie everywhere you go or a terrible haircut?

56: Would you rather have a stranger sneeze right on to you or have them blow a booger right on to your shirt?

57: Would you rather have lice all on your hair or have fleas crawling all over your body?

Weird Would You Rather Questions

A collection of weird would you rather questions for kids.

1: Would you rather have to wear a clown mask or a superhero mask everyday for the rest of your life?

2: Would you rather have ears that turned green every time you got angry or a nose that turned black every time you smile?

3: Would you rather have to wear a pair of shoes that was one size too large or one size too little?

4: Would you rather consume an entire serving of pasta that was completely overcooked or would you rather be required to eat an entire serving of dry rice?

5: Would you rather have eyeballs made out of jello or a nose made out of fruit loops?

6: Would you rather have plants grow 10 times larger than normal or have animals shrink 10 times smaller than they were before?

7: Would you rather be as thin as a sheet or paper or as fat as a giant hot air balloon.

8: Would you rather your entire house be as bouncy as a trampoline or sink in like quicksand?

9: Would you rather have a babysitter who doesn’t play with you or one who doesn’t know how to cook very well?

10: Would you rather be able to push things away from you or pull them towards you just by looking at them?

11: Would you rather be required to say hello to every person you saw or never say hello to anybody?

12: Would you rather be given a bad haircut every time or always have horrible breath?

13: Would you rather be able to eat as much as you want without getting sick or get as much sleep as you want?

14: Would you rather begin your life in the past or the future if you could be born again?

15: Would you rather consume a sandwich with no bread or a cheeseburger with no meat?

16: Would you rather grow antenna’s like a bug or grow a fluffy tail like a rabbit?

17: Would you rather have a discussion with a robot from your planet or an alien from a foreign planet?

18: Would you rather have feet that were wheels or have hands that were boxing gloves?

19: Would you rather have eyebrows that never stopped growing or have no eyebrows at all?

20: Would you rather have robots, or space aliens invade our planet and take over the world?

21: Would you rather wash all of your clothes or all of your dishes with your tongue?

22: Would you rather have venomous fangs like a snake for teeth or sharp talons like an eagle as fingers?

23: Would you rather have to wrestle a grizzly bear or a lion?

24: Would you rather wear super fancy shoes or casual slippers everywhere you went?

25: Would you rather have to wear your grandfather’s clothes or have your grandfather’s hair style?

26: Would you rather go all the way back in time when the dinosaurs lived or when the Woolly Mammoth’s lived?

27: Would you rather wake up in the morning and be in outer space or in another country?

28: Would you rather shrink a tiny bit every time you sneezed or grow a tiny bit taller every time you coughed?

29: Would you rather drink vegetable flavored juice or eat juice flavored vegetables?

30: Would you rather rule over the entire world but never be satisfied or never rule over the world but always be joyful?

31: Would you rather get stuck in an elevator with five monkeys or with 20 people?

32: Would you rather be able to control when it rains or when it snows?

33: Would you rather have extremely long hair coming out of your ears or out of your nostrils?

34: Would you rather have to dye your hair ten different colors or cut all of your hair off?

35: Would you rather teleport straight into a video game or straight into your favorite TV show?

36: Would you rather laugh every time someone said something serious or cry every time someone said something funny?

37: Would you rather transform into a puppy every time you eat something or turn into a cat every time you drink something?

38: Would you rather turn the color of whatever you drink or whatever you eat every single time?

39: Would you rather wear mismatched socks and shoes or mismatched earrings to school every day?

40: Would you rather wear flip flops in the frigid snow or wear four layers of clothing when it is super hot?

41: Would you rather your head be two times as large as a normal head or have a head that is half the size of a normal head?

42: Would you rather be the cow in all of the Chick-fil-A commercials or the king in all of the burger king commercials?

43: Would you rather have a snout nose like a pig or huge ears like an elephant

44: Would you rather possess the ability to smell sounds or be able to hear smells?

45: Would you rather be able to turn the moon into creamy cheese or your house into delicious candy?

46: Would you rather be able to find out what your parent’s think or what your teacher’s think?

47: Would you rather have an unlimited amount of treats or an endless amount of happiness?

48: Would you rather have Cheeto grime all over your fingers or have sweaty feet all the time?

49: Would you rather have an oversized pet gerbil the size of a horse or a tiny horse the size of a gerbil?

50: Would you rather have to take a freezing cold shower or a super hot shower every morning?

51: Would you rather swim in a swimming pool with 10 goats or with 100 mice?

52: Would you rather have to close your eyes when you go to the movies or when you go to a water park?

53: Would you rather be isolated on an island with your favorite singer or with your favorite animal?

54: Would you rather be in jail for five years or in a hospital for 10 years?

55: Would you rather begin your life with an alien family in outer space or with a family of giraffes?

56: Would you rather be the most popular animal in the entire world or a regular person who was not popular?

57: Would you rather be the smartest person in the world, but you couldn’t speak or an average person but you could speak?

Christmas Would You Rather Questions

A collection of Christmas would you rather questions.

1: Would you rather have to sing Christmas songs in a church choir or sing them at your school?

2: Would you rather have to shovel snow every day during Christmas break or not have any snow at all?

3: Would you rather be required to have the bristles of a Christmas tree as your hair or Christmas tree pine cones as your ears?

4: Would you rather have to write a 10 page essay about Christmas or do 10 pages of math over your Christmas break?

5: Would you rather be Santa Claus or one of his reindeer?

6: Would you rather eat each of the cookies or drink all of the milk if you were Santa Claus?

7: Would you rather get coal in your stocking or get no gifts at all?

8: Would you rather have to write down all of the gifts that children wanted or wrap all of the gifts if you were one of Santa’s elves?

9: Would you rather be able to live with Santa in his workshop or live in a gingerbread house?

10: Would you rather have to wear Christmas lights around your body or have jingle bells attached around your waist?

11: Would you rather have chocolate milk be the only drink that you can have or gingerbread muffins be the only treat that you eat?

12: Would you rather have to drink gravy instead of water or eat the entire turkey?

13: Would you rather show up to school wearing a Santa Claus outfit or a Grinch outfit?

14: Would you rather play in one foot of snow or play when there is no snow at all?

15: Would you rather wander off somewhere in a Christmas tree farm or have snowballs thrown at you?

16: Would you rather give one gift to someone who doesn’t have any gifts or keep 10 gifts for yourself?

17: Would you rather get 10 pieces of candy or 10 small toys in your Christmas stocking?

18: Would you rather get coal in your stocking or have only one Christmas gift?

19: Would you rather be given a Christmas gift that is fun to play with or that serves a purpose?

20: Would you rather have a winter break that is as long as summer break or a summer break that is as short as winter break?

21: Would you rather help make an excellent Christmas meal or help decorate the Christmas tree?

22: Would you rather have two candy canes or one treat that you could choose every day?

23: Would you rather put up super hero themed Christmas decorations or Disney themed decorations?

24: Would you rather have the life the of an elf in your home or be yourself in Santa’s Factory?

25: Would you rather get the best gift ever but have to give it away or get an okay gift but keep it?

26: Would you rather grow a beard like Santa or antlers like Rudolph the red nosed reindeer?

27: Would you rather play a character in “The Grinch” or “The Search For Santa Paws”?

28: Would you rather be forced to wear a red nose to school or dress up as the Grinch for one week?

29: Would you rather live with Santa in the North Pole or travel all the way to the South Pole?

30: Would you rather be best friends with Santa’s head elf or with Frosty the Snowman?

31: Would you rather never be able to eat treats again or never celebrate Christmas again?

32: Would you rather talk like you’re singing a Christmas melody or sing like you’re talking?

33: Would you rather have five people to celebrate Christmas with or 500 people?

34: Would you rather be the Grinch who stole Christmas or Scrooge who didn’t give anyone presents?

35: Would you rather have a carrot for a nose like Frosty the Snowman or a red nose like Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer?

36: Would you rather be the only kid in the entire world who didn’t get a Christmas present or the only kid who did get one?

37: Would you rather be Santa and get stuck in a chimney or be yourself but have to wear a different Christmas sweater every day of the year?

38: Would you rather play in a snowball fight or build a snowman if you could only choose one?

39: Would you rather peak at your presents before opening them or get one extra present?

40: Would you rather get socks or underwear from your grandparents on Christmas?

41: Would you rather see Santa come down the chimney or have the most presents you’ve ever had?

42: Would you rather have to wear a beard like Santa for your whole entire life or have the longest hair in the world?

43: Would you rather get 1,000 dollars or 10 great gifts for Christmas?

44: Would you rather ride in the sleigh with Santa or be one of the Reindeer that drives the sleigh?

45: Would you rather drink hot chocolate or apple cider for all of Christmas Day?

46: Would you rather have a frigid Christmas with lots of snow or a warm Christmas with no snow?

47: Would you rather be a penguin or a polar bear in Antarctica?

48: Would you rather stick your hand in a freezing bucket of water or have 100 snowballs dumped straight on your head?

49: Would you rather reside in an igloo or live in Santa’s Factory?

50: Would you rather watch Christmas movies all day or go Christmas shopping all day?

51: Would you rather sleep through all of Christmas Day or not get any good presents on Christmas?

52: Would you rather have 10 presents wrapped in huge boxes or 10 presents wrapped in small boxes?

53: Would you rather tie a bow around 100 gifts or wrap up 100 gifts?

54: Would you rather go back to the past to your favorite Christmas Day or travel into the future to a random Christmas Day?

55: Would you rather trade all of your Christmas gifts with your best friend or a random person?

56: Would you rather know exactly what presents you’re getting one month before Christmas or have to wait one week after Christmas to open up all of your gifts?

57: Would you rather spend every Christmas with good friends and family but not have as many presents or get more presents but not have any friends or family?

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