Winter Jokes
Beat the winter blues with these funny winter jokes for kids. Maybe you’re stuck inside or unbelievably cold, there’s got to be some jokes to make light of the situation. Nothing warms the soul like some good clean humor.
You will find these jokes are fun to tell to kids. Perhaps your child enjoys telling jokes and making people laugh, you can send them to school with some of these clean winter jokes.
Below you will find 101 winter jokes for kids.
Funny Winter Jokes for Kids
1. Where does a snowman keep his money?
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2. What’s a good holiday tip?
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3. What do you call a snowman in the summer?
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4. What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
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5. What do you call an old snowman?
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6. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?
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7. Why did Frosty have a carrot in his nose?
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8. Why are there only snow men and not snow women?
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9. What do snowmen wear on their heads?
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10. What do you get if cross a snowman and a shark?
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11. What did Frosty call his cow?
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12. What do you call a Snowman on rollerblades?
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13. What did the snowman order at McDonald’s?
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14. How do you know when there is a snowman in your bed?
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15. What does Frosty’s wife put on her face at night?
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16. What goes ‘oh, oh, oh’?
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17. What did Jack Frost say to Frosty the Snowman?
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18. What does a Snowman take when he gets sick?
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19. Two snowmen were standing in a field, and one said to the other ‘Can you smell carrot?’
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20. What did the snowman and his wife put over their baby’s crib?
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21. What do Snowmen call their offspring?
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22. Where do Snowmen go to dance?
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23. Why did a snowman send his father to Siberia?
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24. How does a Snowman get to work?
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25. What do snowmen eat for lunch?
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26. What two letters of the alphabet do snowmen prefer?
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27. What goes…now you see me, now you don’t, now you see me, now you don’t?
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28. What happened when the icicle landed on the snowman’s head?
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29. How do snowmen greet each other?
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30. How do snowmen read their e-mails?
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31. What is a Snowman’s favorite drink?
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32. Who doesn’t like to sit in front of the fire?
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33. Why was the snowman’s dog called Frost?
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34. What do you sing at a snowman’s birthday party?
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35. What food do you get when you cross Frosty with a polar bear?
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36. What did Frosty’s girlfriend give him when she was mad at him?
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37. Who are Frosty’s parents?
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38. Who is Frosty’s favorite Aunt?
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39. What does Frosty eat for breakfast?
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40. What else does Frosty eat for breakfast?
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41. Where do Frosty and his wife go to dance?
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42. What do you get when you cross Frosty with a baker?
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43. What does Frosty call ice?
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44. What kind of cake does Frosty like?
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45. What kind of cake does Frosty like?
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46. What’s a good holiday tip?
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47. Why don’t mountains get cold in the winter?
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48. How do you call an Eskimo cow?
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49. What do you call a penguin in the Sahara desert?
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50. What’s ice?
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51. *Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Snow
Snow who?
Snow business like show business!
52. What kind of ball doesn’t bounce?
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53. What falls in the North pole but never get’s hurt?
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54. Why did the girl kept her trumpet in the car all winter?
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55. How do you know it’s too cold for a picnic?
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56. How did the snow globe feel after you told it a scary story?
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57. What type of fish do penguins catch at night?
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58. What type of food you get when you mix a snow man with a wolf?
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59. What can you catch with your eyes closed?
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60. Why are winter days so great?
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61. I warned my son NOT to open a ski resort
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62. What do you call a winter monster with ads?
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63. What did the icy road tell to the truck?
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64. What do you call an igloo without a bathroom?
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65. How do you build a snow castle?
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66. What do computer and laptops wear in the winter?
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67. How do you protect yourself from a snowman attack?
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68. What did the man say from out side the window?
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69. What type of dog is the snow man’s?
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70. What’s the warmest place in the north pole?
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71. What do you call a reindeer with no eyes?
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72. What do you call a slow skiers?
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73. What can the snow man do when he can’t see very good?
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74. Why can’t snow climb up a ladder?
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75. How does an archer shoot arrows in the cold winter?
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76. What a snow man who plays piano is called?
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77. What do snowman call their kids?
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78. What is the snowman favorite meat?
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79. What do snowman win at the Olympics?
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80. Why can’t you play beach volleyball in the north pole?
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81. How do polar bears make their beds in the morning
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82. What do you call a senior snowman?
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83. How come mountains never get a cold in the winter like the rest of us??
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84. Where do penguins watch a movie during the winter?
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85. Why don’t penguins fly?
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86. Is it faster to be hot or cold?
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87. What did the winter hat said to the scarf during a fight?
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88. What happens when you’re all alone in the winter cold?
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89. What is the favorite game for snowman in Christmas?
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90. Why do mummies love Christmas and birthdays?
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91. What did a tree say after a long winter?
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92. How do you find Will Smith in the snow?
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93. Want a good winter tip?
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94. Winter is coming, so I am knitting you a muffler
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95. What sits on the bottom of the ocean and just shakes?
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96. The snowman favorite cake?
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97. What does December have that no other month has?
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98. Can these winter jokes be anymore funny?
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99. I wanted to finish this article faster so I…
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100. What does a snowman do when the weather gets too hot for clothes?
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101. After a long winter, all the ice finally melted…
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Conclusion
There you have it, 101 funny winter jokes for kids. We hope you have found these clean jokes to be funny and we hope you got a few chuckles after your delivery. Hungry for more joke ideas? Check out our other jokes below.
- School & Computers
- Food Jokes
- Animals: Cats, Dogs, Elephants, Variety, Animals that live on Farm
- Bear Jokes
- Dinosaurs Jokes
- Sports: Baseball-Football-General
- Jokes Insects, Fleas, Flies, Spiders
HOLIDAY JOKES
- Patriotic (Labor Day, Memorial Day, Flag Day, Fourth of July, Patriotic Theme, Uncle Sam, Presidents Day)
- Halloween Jokes
- Thanksgiving Jokes
- Valentine Jokes
- St. Patrick’s Day Jokes
- Easter Jokes
- April Fools Day Jokes
