If you are looking for some clean Halloween humor, look no further. Here you will find 25 funny Halloween jokes for kids. These cute and silly jokes are sure to get a laugh.
What kind of mistakes do spooks make?
When is it bad luck to meet a black cat?
When you’re a mouse.
What’s the first thing ghosts do when they get in a car?
They boo-kle their seatbelts.
What did the Kleenex say to the nose?
Put a little boogie in it!
What do the birds sing on Halloween?
Twick or tweet!
Why do mummies make good employees?
They get all wrapped up in their work.
Why are there fences around cemeteries?
Because people are dying to get in.
Monster#1: Can you lend an ear?
Monster #2: Yes, but I’ll need it back
How do Monsters like movie stars?
What do witches put on their hair?
What is a Mummy’s favorite type of music?
What type of dog do vampire’s like the best?
What do you call a fat Jack-O-Lantern?
What happened to the man who didn’t pay his exorcist?
He was repossessed.
What do ghosts say when something is really neat?
Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?
He had no guts.
What’s it like to be kissed by a vampire?
It’s a pain in the neck.
Why don’t skeletons like parties?
Because they have no body to dance with.
What’s a ghost’s favorite color?
What do you call a skeleton who won’t work?
Why wasn’t there any food left after the monster party?
Because everyone was a goblin!
Who won the skeleton beauty contest?
What do you call a friendly dead Egyptian?
A chummy mummy.
How does a witch tell time?
She looks at her witch-watch.
What do ghosts serve for dessert?
There you have it, 25 funny Halloween jokes for kids. Need some more good clean jokes for kids? Find a list of links to our other joke pages.
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