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Thanksgiving Jokes for Kids

January 7, 2010 16:53 by Barbara Shelby

 

What did the mother turkey say to her disobedient children?
If your father could see you now, he'd turn over in his gravy!

Why did Johnny get such low grades after Thanksgiving?
Because everything is marked down after the holidays..

Why was the turkey the drummer in the band?
Because he had the drumsticks.

Why did the turkey play the drums in his band?
Because he already had drum sticks!

If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?
Pilgrims.

What do you call a dumb gobbler?
A jerky turkey.

Why do turkeys always go, "gobble, gobble"?
Because they never learned good table manners.

What has feathers and webbed feet?
A Turkey wearing scuba gear.

What key has legs and can't open doors?
A turkey.

What kind of potatoes go oui-oui-buzz-buzz?
French flies.

What kind of vegetable would you like on thanksgiving?
Beets me!

Why can't you take a turkey to church?
Because they use such FOWL language.

Can a turkey jump higher than the Empire State Building?
Yes - a building can't jump at all.

What do you get when you cross a turkey with an octopus?
Enough drumsticks for Thanksgiving.

How can you make a turkey float?
You need 2 scoops of ice cream, some root beer, and a turkey.

Who is not hungry at Thanksgiving?
The turkey because he's already stuffed!

What's the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?
The turkey trot.

What does Dracula call Thanksgiving?
Fangs-giving.

Why do pilgrims pants keep falling down?
Because their belt buckles are on their hats!

Which side of the turkey has the most feathers?
The outside.

What kind of music did the Pilgrims like?
Plymouth Rock.

Which side of the turkey has the most feathers?
The outside.

Why did they let the turkey join the band?
Because he had the drumsticks.

How do you keep a turkey in suspense?
I'll let you know next week.

Why did the police arrest the turkey?
They suspected it of fowl play.

What's the key to a great Thanksgiving dinner?
The turKEY.

What did the turkey say before it was roasted?
Boy! I'm stuffed!

Where did the first corn come from?
The stalk brought it.

Why did the Indian chief wear so many feathers?
To keep his wigwam.

What happened to the Pilgrim who was shot at by an Indian?
He had an arrow escape.

How did the Mayflower show that it liked America?
It hugged the shore.

Why did the turkey cross the road?
It was the chickens day off.

What happened when the turkey got into a fight?
He got the stuffing knocked out of him!

Why did the Pilgrims want to sail to America in the spring?
Because April showers bring MayFlowers.

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