Why did the man cross the road?
Because there was a leprechaun on the other side with a pot of gold.
Why did St. Patrick drive all the snakes out of Ireland?
Because he could not afford plane fare.
What does a leprechaun call a happy man wearing green?
A Jolly Green Giant.
What is out in the yard all summer and is Irish?
Why do frogs like St. Patrick's Day?
Because they're always wearing green.
What happens when a leprechaun falls into a river?
He gets wet!
What do you get when you cross a pillowcase with a stone?
A sham rock.
What is Barney's favorite thing on St. Patrick's day?
A Blarney Stone!
What do you call a fake stone in Ireland?
A sham rock.
How did the Irish Jig get started?
Too much water to drink and not enough restrooms!
How can you tell if an Irishman is having a good time?
He's Dublin over with laughter!
Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
Regular rocks are too heavy.
Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun?
Because they're always a little short.
Why do leprechauns have pots o'gold?
They like to "go" first class!
Why did St. Patrick drive the snakes out of Ireland?
He couldn't afford plane fare.
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