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April Fool's Day Jokes

June 29, 2009 16:34 by Barbara Shelby

 

•What monster plays the most April Fool's jokes?
Prankenstein!

•What do you get if you cross a dog with a prankster's holiday?
April Drool's Day!

•What would you get if you crossed Halloween with April 1?
April Ghoul's Day!

•What's the best day for monkey business?
The first of Ape-ril!

•Do you know all about April 1st?
Yes, I'm fooly aware of it!

•Why is everyone so tired on April 1?
Because they've just finished a long, 31 day March!

•What's the difference between Thanksgiving and April Fool's Day?
O
n one you're thankful and on the other you're prankful!

KNOCK-KNOCK JOKES

Knock, knock!
Who's there? Noah.
Noah who?
Noah body . . . April Fool's!

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Noah. Noah who?
Noah fooling this time . . . it's really me!

Knock, knock! Who's there?
Noah. Noah who?
Noah something?
It's still April Fool's!

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