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Knock-Knock Jokes

September 12, 2009 04:40 by Barbara Shelby

 

Fun all year...but did you know that...

October 31st is not only Halloween, but also 'National Knock-Knock Joke Day'? Celebrate it all day long on the 31st!

 

Knock-knock.
Who's there?
Bee Hive.
Bee Hive who?
Bee Hive yourself!

Knock-knock.
Who's there?
Cattle Drive.
Cattle Drive Who?
My Cattle Drive your dog crazy!


Knock-knock.
Who's there?
Cher.
Cher who?
Cher would be nice of you to open this door.

Knock-knock.
Who's there?
Chicken.
Chicken who?
Just Chicken out your door knocker.

Knock-knock.
Who's there?
Cohen.
Cohen who?
Cohen home now.

Knock-knock.
Who's there?
Estelle.
Estelle who?
Estelle waiting for you to open this door!

Knock-knock.
Who's there?
Goddess.
Goddess who?
We Goddess stop meeting like this.

Knock-knock.
Who's there?
Eudora.
Eudora who?
Eudora stuck. I'll come through the window.

Knock-knock.
Who's there?
Doughnut.
Doughnut who?
Doughnut be afraid. It's just me.

Knock-knock.
Who's there?
Ed Rather.
Ed Rather who?
Ed Rather not say!

Knock Knock
Who's There?
Banana
Banana Who?
.....
Knock Knock
Who's There?
Banana
Banana Who?
 .....
Knock Knock
Who's There?
Banana
Banana Who?
.....
Knock Knock
Who's There?
Orange
Orange Who?
Orange you glad I didn't say banana? 
 

Knock-knock.
Who's there?
Ida Klein.
Ida Klein who?
Ida Klein to answer that question.

Knock-knock.
Who's there?
Isabelle.
Isabelle who?
Isabelle broken?

Knock-knock.
Who's there?
Isadore.
Isadore who?
Isadore stuck?

Knock-knock.
Who's there?
Ivan.
Ivan who?
Ivan working on the railroad...

Knock-knock.
Who's there?
Juan.
Juan who?
Juan good turn deserves another!

Knock-knock.
Who's there?
Albie.
Albie who?
Albie seeing you.

Knock-knock.
Who's there?
Nemo.
Nemo who?
Nemo time to think of a joke.

Knock-knock.
Who's there?
Shelby.
Shelby who?
Shelby coming around the mountain when she comes...

Knock-knock.
Who's there?
Saul and Terry.
Saul and Terry who?
Saul and Terry confinement.

Knock-knock
Who's there?
Stan and Bea.
Stan and Bea who?
Stan Dupp and Bea Counted.

Knock-knock.
Who's there?
Sven.
Sven who?
Sven are you going to open the door?

Knock-knock.
Who's there?
The Ghost.
The Ghost who?
The Ghost is clear; you can come out!

Knock-knock.
Who's there?
Unaware.
Unaware who?
Don't look now, but your Unaware is showing!
.....Knock-knock.
Who's there.
Tom Sawyer?
Tom Sawyer who?
Tom Saw yer Unaware.
.....
Knock-knock.
Who's there?
Esau.
Esau who?
Esau it too!

Knock-knock.
Who's there?
Vaughn.
Vaughn who?
Vaughn are you going to open this door?

Knock-knock.
Who's there?
Whitmore.
Whitmore who?
Whitmore time I could open it myself!

Knock-knock.
Who's there?
Uncle.
Uncle who?
Uncle we meet again, good-bye!

 

CHRISTMAS KNOCK-KNOCK JOKES

 

 Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Wayne
Wayne who ?
Wayne in a manger!

Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Donut
Donut who ?
Donut open till Christmas!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Oakham
Oakham who ?
Oakham all ye faithfull... !

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Avery
Avery who ?
Avery merry Christmas!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Holly
Holly who?
Holly-days are here again!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Igloo
Igloo who?
Igloo Suzie like I knew Suzie!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Mary
Mary who?
Mary Christmas

 

 

APRIL FOOL'S DAY!

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Noah.
Noah who?
Noah body . . . April Fool's!

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Noah.
Noah who?
Noah fooling this time . . . it's really me!

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Noah. Noah who?
Noah something?
It's still April Fool'
s!

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