Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because his brother was at KFC!
Why did the goldfish cross the road?
Because the chicken was on holiday!
How did the egg cross the road?
Scrambled!
Why did the chewing gum cross the road?
Because it was stuck on the chicken's foot!
Why did the monster truck drive on the side walk?
Because he didn't want to run over the Chicken!
Why did the potato run across the road?
So it wouldn't get mashed!
Why didn't the bicycle cross the road?
Because it was two tired!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To prove to the opossum it could be done!
Why didn't the baby skeleton cross the road?
Because his mummy was not there!
Why did the bear cross the road?
Because the chicken was on vacation!
Why did the rooster cross the road?
To show he wasn't a chicken!
Why was everyone mad at the pig crossing the road?
Because he was a road hog!
Simple Simon: How do I get to the hospital quickly?
Smart Alec: Stand in the middle of the road.
Why did the turkey cross the road?
To prove he wasn't a chicken!
Why did the turkey cross the road?
Because the chicken was on vacation!
Why did the man with no hands cross the road?
To get to the Second Hand shop!
Why did the skeleton cross the road?
Because it had to go to the Body Shop!
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Because he didn't have the guts!
What do you call a guy who jumps in a mud puddle, then crosses the road twice?
A dirty double crosser!
Why did the reindeer cross the road?
Because he was tied to a chicken!
Why did the nose cross the road?
Because he was tired of getting picked on!
Why did the cow cross the road?
So he could go the MOO-vies!
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
Because the chicken wasn't invented yet
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